Things that go well together
by camconhar
Empty pocket, reimbursement
(to ex flame:) “may I present flame current?”
Chocolate stash, on a diet
future ambitions answered with “pirate.”
Empty drawer, pile of bills
sunny day, “boss: I’ve got the chills.”
Ice cream machine on, uh oh lever’s jammed!
incoming wave, messy sand.
Accusing parent, sibling scapegoat
low attention span, anecdote.
Opera singer, no glass in sight
human wonder, satellite.
Not as hilarious as the last ones, still good!